Esta carta para a School Board do Kansas sugere outras teorias para ensinar juntamente com “Intelligent Design” (creacionismo fantasiado de ciência). Vale a pena ler a carta inteira e aprender mais sobre o Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I’m sure you now realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory. It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia. I cannot stress the importance of this, and unfortunately cannot describe in detail why this must be done as I fear this letter is already becoming to long. The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don’t.